Coming Summer 2006:
Queen Klutz -
the Misadventures of a very clumsy woman.
This is what the actual cover is going to look like.
If you have a fast internet connection, you can see the full size PDF that the cover is being printed from here.
I will get a galley version to double check for errors, and if it is all OK, then the book will be made available to the public.
DESCRIPTION:
This is a collection of essays about my misadventures. I write humorously about bad luck, being a klutz, cars that hate me, life, love and family. I’ve broken both ankles twice, amputated my right index finger and had it reattached. I’ve had the transmission fall out of a Dodge van while driving down the interstate. My teenage son wrecked my car, resulting in an E-Bay auction for the $2,000 French Fry, which caused the wreck.
If I couldn’t write about this stuff being funny, I’d be in a rubber room.
INCLUDES:
Not the Best Kind of Breaking News - Gravity hates me
Mechanical Mayhem - How I cut off my finger and lived to tell about it
A Roaring Fire - Boy - 1, Little Green Army Man - 0
While My Flat-tar Gently Weeps - Square tires and bent rims
DMV - Or Diarrheal Mahatma Voodoo
Been to Hell - And Have the Lunch Receipt
Halloween Memories - Pirates of Hotpants
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