January 16, 2006

Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Acceptance Speech,

on the occasion of the award of the Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo, December 10, 1964

I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality.
This is why right temporarily defeated is stronger than evil triumphant.
I believe that even amid today’s mortar bursts and whining bullets, there is still hope for a brighter tomorrow.

I believe that wounded justice, lying prostrate on the blood-flowing streets of our nations, can be lifted from this dust of shame to reign supreme among the children of men.
I have the audacity to believe that peoples everywhere can have three meals a day for their bodies, education and culture for their minds, and dignity, equality and freedom for their spirits.

I believe that what self-centered men have torn down men other-centered can build up.
I still believe that one day mankind will bow before the altars of God and be crowned triumphant over war and bloodshed, and nonviolent redemptive good will proclaimed the rule of the land.

“And the lion and the lamb shall lie down together and every man shall sit under his own vine and fig tree and none shall be afraid.”
I still believe that We Shall overcome!

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Categories: Special Days

January 14, 2006

Fugly Feet

I have ugly feet.

Really ugly. Scare small children ugly. Cause blindness in extreme cases ugly.

Fugly Feet.

fugly:
ADJECTIVE: Inflected forms: fug·li·er, fug·li·est
Vulgar Slang - Very ugly.
ETYMOLOGY: Shortening of f*cking ugly.

My second toes are longer than my big toes. My little toes are misshapen triangles, having spent their entire lives trying to hide under the toe they are next to.

Both feet have multiple scars. Some are from breaking both ankles twice. The first time, when I was six, I broke them at the same time. Boy, wasn’t THAT a fun summer - LOL

Third and fourth times around were spaced apart, but each break required surgical repair, resulting in several metal objects being implanted to stabilize the multiple fractures. This left each ankle with three scars, on the front and both sides, and made getting through airport security as much fun as having a passport that says my name is Marti al-Zawahri - LOL

Some are from going barefoot every summer since I was born. By mid-July, I can walk over gravel and hot asphalt. If only there was big money in such a talent - LOL

I’ve dropped things on them. Lots of things. Heavy things. Sharp things.

Then there are the things that go bump in the night.

That’s always me…smashing into a chair leg, a door I thought was open, or an errant vampire (Vampires hate being startled by having a klutz bump into them in the middle of the night LOL)

So?

So yesterday was Friday the 13th.

Despite the wretched luck I’ve had all my life, I am not an extremely superstitious person. Oh sure, I would exercise the normal amount of caution - not opening an umbrella under mirrored horseshoes, but nothing truly foolish LOL

Until I put on my shoes. Why, oh why (she cried out in hind-sighted anguish) didn’t I shake them? I almost ALWAYS shake my shoes out before putting them on, after hearing Husband’s tale of his time in the tropics, when he slipped his foot into a shoe that was occupied by a scorpion.

But alas, yesterday, I did not. And inside the shoe was a spider. And not the itsy-bitsy spider that climbs up the waterspout, but a big, mean pissed-off brown recluse, which attacked my big toe, upon its intrusion into Spidey’s hideout.

I felt the sting of the bite and yanked the shoe off, as a large red welt instantly appeared atop my toe. I shook out the shoe, and Spidey went a-runnin’. Briefly. Then said shoe met Spidey, rather forcefully, and Spidey went to that great web in the sky.

Because we live in the woods, I’ve been bitten by many a brown recluse, and only required medical attention the first dozen times or so, until I built up sufficient immunity. By now, I imagine I am toxic to them LOL

And so, I spent the rest of the day shoeless and swollen. There is great improvement today, and the welt has reduced to a small, blistery bump. Like all brown recluse bites, it will leave a sunken divot in the skin. One more bit-o-ugly. LOL

The moral of this story is:
It may be fun to shake your booty, but if you don’t want swollen toes, shake your shoes.

Categories: Humor

January 13, 2006

Paraskevidekatriaphobia

Today is Friday the 13th.
(All months whose first day falls on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13.)

Are you superstitious?

I’m starting to be, as my hard drive is making a very strange noise. If you don’t hear from me again any time soon, you’ll know what happened. LOL

I personally believe it is bad luck to walk under a black cat - LOL

Busy, busy day scheduled, so I am just doing some reprints and links today - sorry

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Paraskevidekatriaphobia. That’s the proper term for the fear of Friday the 13th. OK, all together now,

pah-ras-ke-vey-de-kah-tri-ah-fo-bi-ya.

It is such a well-known phobia that there is even to be a Paraskavedekatriaphobia Clinic as part of the Change That’s Right Now Phobia Clinic. The clinic’s own literature on the Internet claims, “Our practitioners will teach you to regain control of your emotions and conquer your Paraskavedekatriaphobia. Working with us, you’ll rapidly train your unconscious mind to connect different, positive feelings to the stimuli that triggers the phobia.”

The much, much simpler word, “triskaidekaphobia” refers only to a fear of the number 13.

Ever wonder why hotels and other high-rise buildings go straight from the 12th floor to the 14th floor? It’s because the number 13 is a widely accepted unlucky one.

But why the link to Friday?

There are multiple legends and stories. The most common is that the Last Supper before Jesus Christ’s death, which, including Jesus, had 13 people at the table; and then Jesus was crucified on a Friday, which has come to be known Good Friday.

An ancient Viking legend tells a story of 12 Norse gods preparing to partake in a feast in the Norse “heaven” of Valhalla. A 13th god, Loki, obviously a bit displeased at not being included, broke into the feast and killed fellow deity Balder.

In Spanish-speaking cultures, when the 13th falls on a Tuesday, that is considered the unlucky tandem. Legend says it bodes ill to begin a journey, or most notably, a marriage, on a Tuesday the 13th.

Whatever the rationale, the impact is actually measurable. The Stress Management Center and Phobia Institute in Asheville, N.C., says each Friday the 13th sees an approximate $800-$900 million of business revenue lost around the nation.

People who won’t drive, won’t go into work, won’t go out in public, or won’t take any other risks account for those losses.

According to the Paraskavedekatriaphobia Clinic, the cause of the Fear of Friday the 13th likely spawns from someone’s experiences, or even witnessing someone else’s experiences, with a traumatic event which happens to take place or be linked with a Friday the 13th.

Someone’s unconscious mind then attaches emotions and safeguards to that date in order to feel safe.

For those who aren’t themselves because of paraskavedekatriaphobia, after today, 2006 will have only one more Friday the 13th, in October.
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I found a pretty amusing page full of strange superstitions
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Even the rich, famous and infamous are not immune to the power of 13.

Adolf Hitler, Victor Hugo and Stephen King are all reputed to have had a fear of 13.

Friday the 13th Superstitions
* IF a woman has a birthday on Friday 13 she will marry and have a child within the year.
* IT is unlucky to be married on the 13th.
* IF a funeral procession passes a person on Friday 13 he or she will be condemned to death.
* DON’T go out at night on Friday 13 or you’ll have convulsions that night.
* DON’T sit 13 people at a table on Friday 13, one will become seriously ill.
* DON’T cut your hair on Friday 13 or someone in your family will die.
* DON’T wear black on Friday 13 or you’ll soon wear it again in mourning.
* IF a child is born on Friday 13 he will be unlucky all his life.
* A CHILD born on Friday 13 will have a short life.
* A CHILD born on Friday 13 must carry a rabbit’s foot from an animal killed at midnight by a cross-eyed farmer. Otherwise the child will bring bad luck to the family.

Superstitious Behavior
* THROW salt over your shoulder if you spill it.
* CROSSED knives at a table mean a quarrel.
* BREAKING a mirror brings seven years’ bad luck.
* DON’T put new shoes on a table.
* A WILD bird in the house means a death in the family.
* A PAINTING which falls off the wall for no apparent reason means a death in the family.
* BAD luck comes in threes.
* YOU should never give anyone a new purse without putting a coin in it first - and they’ll never be poor.
* DON’T put an umbrella up indoors.
* A BLACK cat crossing your path is good luck or bad luck - depending on where you live.
* MAGPIES can be considered unlucky - the rhyme goes “one for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret never to be told”.
* TOUCH your collar if you see an ambulance.
* SAY “rabbits, rabbits, rabbits” for luck when you first get up on the morning of the first of each month.
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Categories: Special Days

January 12, 2006

Invisible Lurkers! It’s De-Lurking Week

I know you’re out there! Allie allie in free! LOL

It’s De-Lurking Week!

OK, the week is four sevenths over, so I’m a little behind - LOL

Saw this at Theresa’s blog:
Psst. Hey you! Yeah, you, the lurker in the back! Come here a second. It’s De-lurking Week around these parts. Did you know that?

It looks like it was started by Sheryl at Paper Napkin:
This is the week you’ve been waiting for! Or not! De-lurking week! Last year we just had a measly 24 hours, and if you were stuck in a meeting, or your server crashed, or you live on the other side of the world, you missed it (booo). Plus your fingers may have become numb from all the typing you tried to cram in 24 hours. So this year we’re giving you a whole week to come out of the closet (so to speak).

Soooo….
If you read this blog, but don’t comment, PLEASE pleasepleaseplease do!

Be brave! Be bold! Have your say! (Even if it’s just “hi” LOL)

(Regular posters welcome to comment too - LOL!)

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At Blog Explosion, they have a blog rental program, and this week (again I am slightly tardy, my apologies) I am renting space at Motherhood Uncensored.

She’s great, going through the same things all mothers go through, dealing with the lack of sleep, body changes, finding ways to entertain a toddler that doesn’t include chainsaws or barbiturates LOL

So stop by and give her a read. Tell her Marti sent you, so she’ll be indebted to me LOL (snort - just kidding)

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The sun is shining today! It is supposed to warm up into the 50’s, so I am going to get out and enjoy it! Have a great day everyone!

Categories: Blogging

January 11, 2006

Tag Time

I’ve been hit!

Ahhhugh!

(Imagine melodramatic clutching of chest followed by much groaning and slow-motion falling to floor, with big finish of raising hand shakily before that last dying gasp)

LOL

Ribbiticus over at Pond Perspective has tagged me with a meme.
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The rules/procedures are as follows:
The first player of this game starts with the topic “five weird habits of yourself,” and people who get tagged need to write an entry about their five weird habits as well as state this rule clearly.

In the end, you need to choose the next five people to be tagged and link to their web journals.

Don’t forget to leave a comment in their blog or journal that says, “You are tagged” (assuming they take comments) and tell them to read yours.
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Here are mine:
1. I use ungodly amounts of sugar in my coffee. I have a giant cup, and I put (gasp) EIGHT spoonfuls of sugar in it. No cream though - LOL

2. I make all the dollar bills in my wallet face the same way LOL If I get change from someplace, I will not make the people in line behind me wait, but when I get to the car, I will pull all of the paper money out, arrange them all facing the same way (and upright, with their heads not upside down LOL) and in incremental order, smallest denominations at the front.

3. I don’t like clowns - they creep me out - LOL

4. I don’t like squishy vegetables. Peas disgust me and they haven’t printed enough money to get me to eat a lima bean - LOL

5. I adore the Sunday paper. I read almost every section. I only read a paper once a week, so I make the most of it - LOL

OK. Yeah, I know, kinda crazy. (Crowd murmurs, “kinda???”) LOL
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My choices to pass this on to are:

1. Booklvr = Books and Random Thoughts
2. Sudiegirl = Musings of a Chick
3. Michael = It Occurred to Me
4. Rocky = Rocky Road Scholar
5. Colleen =Musings From the Edge

Best wishes to all!

Categories: Blogging, Movies

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