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Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
~ Oscar Wilde
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘nice doggy’ until you can find a rock.
~ Will Rogers
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.
Farts are like success, only your own smells nice.
I have not failed. I have discovered 1000 things that do not work.
~Thomas Edison
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
I’m not having hot flashes, I’m having power surges!
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability
~George Bernard Shaw
My cow died, I don’t need your bull
Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Please, Lord; let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
~Sir Winston Churchill
Sweat is nature’s way of showing you your muscles are crying.
There are two rules for ultimate success in life.
1. Never tell everything you know.
When all else fails, manipulate the data.
When you’re right, no one remembers.
When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
You’ll see it when you believe it.
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Posted by Marti @ 
Hey Marti
I finally found my way here…it;s been way too long since we chatted….Cheri aka makeupmama
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:51 pm