The oversize hand basket screeched to a halt at the fiery cavern’s entrance. A tall thin man in a snakeskin jacket (made of real snakes) greeted me.
“Hello Marti! Welcome to Hell!”
“Oh, hey Satan, how’s tricks?”
“Wonderful! I love the American political season. So much opportunity for mischief! But I brought you here to talk about you. How are things…hmmm?”
“Well, I gotta give you credit. You have done a real number on me. Been taking care of grandma with her Parkinson’s for more than a year now. Just got the girl through high school, with all the prom and graduation hoopla. She’s not out even a month when you give Husband a stroke. Good one, Lucifer.”
“Oh thank you! I love kudos. So why haven’t I heard from you? Many people in your situation call on me, you know.”
“Nah, I’m hanging in there.”
“But I’ve forced you to live at your mother-in-law’s house! That one works almost every time!”
“Nope. Actually it’s easier to take care of both of them in the same house, especially since hers is all on one level and already has safety bars in the bathroom.”
“Please don’t tell me you’re enjoying your time there or I will hurl.”
“I’m just hangin’ in, that’s what I do.”
“Isn’t the noise getting to you? I enticed dozens of teenagers to hot rod up and down her street at all hours of the night. And I got 100 gremlins to work on the next-door neighbor’s air conditioner compressor, so that it rattles and roars like an airplane engine. Surely that is annoying you!”
“I just moved down to sleep on the floor. It gives hubby more room to sprawl in the bed, and it got my head away from the wall where the sound came in.”
“But what about the late-night call you got from your son? I caused his car to overheat on the freeway and you had to go rescue him. Wasn’t that enough to make you at least consider…?”
“Sorry, Beelzebub, not interested. Husband is still seeing improvement, getting more movement back. Daughter is learning responsibility by having to take care of herself more. I have faith that things will get better.”
“Damn you!”
“I think you’ve already tried that. I need to be gettin’ back now.”
“AAARRRGH! Be gone with you!”
“Okie dokie. See ya.”
“Oh you can count on it, my dear. You can count on it.”
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