Gads! It’s the last day of March and I haven’t done a single blog post! It’s been crazy taking care of grandma, taking care of my own family and preparing for Daughter to graduate high school in barely more than a month. In lieu of an original post, here are a couple of blonde jokes. Hope this finds all of you well - I miss you!
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A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class Section and sits down.
The flight attendant asks to see her ticket. She tells the blonde that her ticket is for Economy Class and that she will have to leave the First Class Section
The blonde replies “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Montreal, and I’m staying right here!”
The flight attendant alerts the pilot and copilot of the situation.
The copilot tells the blonde that she will have to move back to Economy Class.
The blonde replies “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Montreal, and I’m staying right here!”
The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak ‘blonde’!”
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asks him what he said make her move without any fuss.
The pilot smiled. “I told her First Class isn’t going to Montreal.”
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The blonde replied, “Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks ?”
Categories: Humor
Posted by Marti @ 
As a brunette (with lovely streaks of silver), I find blonde jokes absolutely hilarious!
March 31st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Marti, you crack me up every time! I am blond and I still absolutely love blond jokes.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:16 am
Great blond jokes Marti. I have red hair but I actually have blond roots. It’s called artificial intelligence.
I have given your blog ‘The Roaring Lion’ writing award. You can pick it up at my blog.
Have a great week.
Leeuna
April 10th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I never got to Montreal, either. TS.
April 19th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Thanks for the laugh, although the second joke really should feature a brunette.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:10 am