Hi there! I hope all of you are doing well. Things are better here, and again, I thank all of you for your love and support. Still very busy with helping grandma out with the eBay stuff, so I’m re-running a post I wrote last year. Hope it gives you a smile - one of the best gifts!
I got a laugh from Christmas yard decorations gone awry. Saw a Santa and reindeer, made of solid molded plastic, in front of a house. The wind had blown Santa over though, and he was lying across the back of the reindeer, Since he was unbalanced, the wind rocked him back and forth. It gave the appearance of Santa gettin’ it on, deerie-style.
Furthermore, there is a large inflatable snow globe thing down in town that has made me laugh for weeks now.
Inside the inflated clear plastic spheroid (thank you Thesaurus - lol) is an inflated white snowman. There is an air pump that circulates fake snow, to give the appearance of a real snow globe. Except they set it on a bit of a slope, so the pump doesn’t spew the white flakes up to the top of the clear outer globe, but instead spurts them out about butt-high of the snowman. He looks like he has severe flatulence. We absolutely roar with laughter every time we go by it. We even laugh when we see properly working ones, just thinking of Farting Frosty.
I am easily amused.
And just for giggles, here are the latest additions to my funny t-shirts:
Too subtle? There’s a lot more at my Cafe Press Shop - check ‘em out!
And don’t forget that books make a great gift!
Let’s see, is there anything in the universe I forgot to plug? LOL!
So…have any of you seen some funny Christmas stuff?
Categories: Humor
Posted by Marti @ 
Ever since you posted this last year both my husband and son have been on the lookout for Christmas decorations gone awry. In some cases they have actually considered taking fate into their own hands to make sure that some decorations DID go awry. I don’t think they’ve actually gone through with it though. I hope.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
I’m going deer hunting for the first time ever next weekend. It’s a family thing (father in law and my eldest son) so I wasn’t planning on shooting anything, I’d just say I never had a clear shot. But if I happen across a fat jolly guy humping a deer…..I’m aiming for the fat jolly guy
December 6th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Hi Marti, glad to see your normal sense of humour is returning, have a great pre Christmas season.
December 8th, 2007 at 2:35 am
Merry Christmas, Marti!
December 8th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Santa was apparently very naughty! I putting that on MY list!
Have a wonderful Christmas, Marti and may you sell bazillions of t-shirts and books and dust collecting glass doo-hickies.
December 10th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Hmmm. When did I become “roovy”? Sounds like something Scoobie-Doo would say!
December 10th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Subtle is just right.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:22 pm