Yup, that’s me…sort of.
I have had no time to post or visit any of my blog buddies because I’m working now. Y’all remember that my father-in-law passed away earlier this year, then we had a big garage sale at grandma’s house, but weren’t real successful in disposing of a lot of the Depression glass collection? Well, we’ve opened an eBay store to try to sell a bunch of it. It’s called Grandma’s Timeless Treasures. I thought of that (snicker)
So I come over to grandma’s house every day and spend the whole day, and we weigh and measure and write up lies…errr…accurate descriptions of the items. 
Then I hop in the Pumpkin PT (which I still love) and piss off people on the road. Not on purpose (usually). I love having the sunroof open, and the controls are in the center, up on the roof. So operating them requires using my right hand. That’s the hand that had the index finger amputated then reattached, and the index finger is there, but it’s not very strong (how would you feel if someone whacked you off and left you laying in the grass?) Don’t answer that, Hoss - LOL
Anyway, I have to use the next available finger. This causes the people behind me to think I am flipping them the bird.
I’ve gotten a lot of dirty looks just trying to let the sun in.
I’m at mom-in-law’s house now, and she stepped out for a moment, so I thought I’d toss out this quick update. I hope this finds all of you well. I miss you. I love blogging and adore all of the wonderful friends I’ve made. One of my bestest friends online is Ms. Liz Strauss of Successful Blogger. She named me an SOB 
and I couldn’t have been happier! Today is her blog birthday - HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY, LIZ!
Time to get back to work, these compotes won’t list themselves - LOL!
Peace and joy to all of you!
Categories: Humor
Posted by Marti @ 
OK, I tried to guess why you would be named an SOB. Short of Breath? Surfing Over Britain? Some One Bothers? So I peeked, and it still took me a while to figure out it must mean Successful Outstanding Blogger -in which case you deserve it!
October 25th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
You can give all the finger you want. Us handicapped people need to stick together.
October 26th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
We’ve missed you!
And now, with your weak finger and all, I’m trying to envision how you type… Can you be an SOB if you don’t type efficiently?
I’m not saying that YOU don’t type efficiently, but a crippled index finger would make it harder - I play piano (sort of) so I know.
Of course
October 29th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Hey! It cut off the rest of my rambly, obnoxious comment! Wassup with that?????
October 29th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
I am so laughing at the sunroof LOL
October 29th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
It’s good to hear that you’re still causing havoc everywhere you go.
Thanks for the laugh.
October 30th, 2007 at 2:41 am