August 10, 2007

Life is like…

Life is like a roller coaster - you never know when you’re gonna be upside down or puking.

OK, so I am no Forrest Gump in the world of quotable quotes.

We have husband’s car back! The forest fatah won’t stop us, because we are pure of heart (and have rental coverage - lol). Of course NOTHING is ever easy in MartiWorld, so retrieving Neonica (Husband’s nickname for his car) was a long days journey into night.

We returned the PT Cruiser (which I loved - I want one SO bad it makes me tingle - lol) and paid the piper. I did get some cool Geico schwag: key rings, cup insulators and bumper stickers imprinted with the cave men and the cute little lizard.

Then we walked across half a mile of asphalt like a cat on a hot tin roof. We inspected the car and it was all together again. We were prepared for the great escape. We plopped into the internal inferno of the Neon and with what we thought was a final wave, turned the key. It gave us a raspberry (that sound you make when you stick your tongue between your lips and blow, which is not nearly as nice as Lauren Bacall’s husky whisper, “You know how to whistle don’t you? Just put your lips together and blow”). It would not start.

I marched back across the parking lot like Patton. I was all over that technician like Quentin Tarentino on a cinematic metaphor.

They brought a big battery charger out on a (not hello) dolly, and re-charged the battery, then pulled the car back into the shop. We retreated to the big chill of the waiting room as 12 angry men tried to figure out WTF the blonde could have done to the car that was obviously running when they drove it to the parking lot. I think they decided to call in the exorcist. Whatever they did, they got it running.

Sort of.

We drove out to pick up the wizard of oz and when he got in the car, none of the dash lights worked. Not even the radio display would light up. Back to the future we went, with Husband muttering, “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my automobile! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!”

It wasn’t pretty.

:)

But all is not rotten in Denmark (or Missouri). Liz Strauss has stirred up a brouhaha worthy of the Witches of Eastwick with her post about women bloggers.

Yours truly and many other fabulous females are on the list, go check it out!

  • 45 Things by Anita Bruzzese
  • Ask Dr. Kirk
  • The Artsy Asylum by Susan Reynolds
  • Back in Skinny Jeans by Stephanie Quilao
  • BlogWrite for CEOs Debbie Weil
  • Biz Growth News by Krishna De
  • Brain Based Biz by Dr. Robyn McMaster
  • Brain Based Business by Dr. Ellen Weber
  • Brand Sizzle Anne Simons
  • Branding & Marketing Chris Brown
  • Brazen Careerist by Penelope Trunk
  • Build a Solo Practice, LLC by Susan Cartier Liebel
  • Christine Kane by Christine Kane
  • CK’s Blog CK (Christina Kerley)
  • Communication Overtones Kami Huyse
  • Conscious Business by Anne Libby
  • Conversation Agent Valeria Maltoni
  • Corporate PR Elizabeth Albrycht
  • Customers Rock! Becky Carroll
  • CustServ by Meikah David
  • Creative Curio by Lauren Marie
  • Debbie Millman by Debbie Millman
  • Deborah Schultz by Deborah Schultz
  • Deborah Woehr by Deborah Woehr
  • Designers Who Blog by Cat Morley
  • Design Your Writing Life by Lisa Gates
  • Diva Marketing Blog Toby Bloomberg
  • Do It Myself Blog by Glenda Watson Hyatt
  • Dooce by Heather B. Armstrong
  • Email Marketing Best Practices Tamara Gielen
  • Enter the Laughter by Marti Lawrence
  • Escape Blog by Melissa Petri
  • Escape from Cubicle Nation by Pamela Slim
  • eSoup by Sharon Sarmiento
  • Essential Keystrokes by Char
  • Every Dot Connects by Connie Reece
  • Fish Creek House by GP
  • Flooring The Consumer CB Whittemore
  • Forrester’s Marketing Blog Shar, Charlene, Chloe, Christine Elana, Laura and Lisa
  • Franke James by Franke James
  • Get Fresh Minds by Katie Konrath
  • Great Presentations Mean Business by Laura Athavale Fitton
  • Hey Marci by Marci Alboher
  • Get Shouty by Katie Chatfield
  • ifelse by Phu Ly
  • Inspired Business Growth by Wendy Piersall
  • J.T. O’Donnell Career Insights by J.T. O’Donnell
  • Joyful, Jubilant Learning by Rosa Say
  • Kinetic Ideas Wendy Maynard
  • Learned on Women by Andrea Learned
  • Lindsay Pollak by Lindsay Polla
  • Liz Strauss at Successful Blog by Liz Strauss
  • Lorelle on WordPress by Lorelle VanFossen
  • Making Life Work for You by April Groves
  • Manage to Change by Ann Michael
  • Management Craft by Lisa Haneberg
  • Marketing Roadmaps Susan Getgood
  • Moda di Magno by Lori Magno
  • Modite by Rebecca Thorman
  • Narrative Assets by Karen Hegman
  • Presto Vivace Blog Alice Marshall
  • Productivity Goal by Carolyn Manning
  • Small Biz Survival by Becky McCray
  • The Brand Dame by Lyn Chamberlin
  • Spare Change Nedra Kline Weinreich
  • Talk It Up Heidi Miller
  • Tech Kitten by Trisha Miller
  • The Copywriting Maven Roberta Rosenberg
  • The Blog Angel by Claire Raikes
  • The Engaging Brand by Anna Farmery
  • The Floozy Blog by Kate Coote
  • The Kiss Business Too by Karin H.
  • The Origin of Brands Laura Ries
  • The Parody by Sasha Manuel
  • The Podcast Sisters by Krishna De, Anna Farmery and Heather Gorringe
  • Water Cooler Wisdom by Alexandra Levit
  • Wealth Strategy Secrets by Nicola Cairncross
  • What’s Next Blog B L Ochman
  • That’s What She Said by Julie Elgar
  • Ypulse by Anastasia Goodstein
  • Now the list seems to be filling out nicely. What women bloggers can you add?

    - - -
    My apologies to darling Chase, who is a wonderful blogger. He tagged me for a meme, but I have a massive amount of editing facing me and I don’t have the time (or nearly as interesting of a story as he does!) so I must decline.
    I send him the very best wishes though, and appreciate the thought!

    Happy Friday to one and all!

    Categories: Family, Humor, Blogging, Memes, cars

    11 Responses to “Life is like…”

    1. Deborah Says:

      Happy Friday, Marti! I’m glad to hear that you are mobile again. :)

    2. Marti Says:

      Hi Deborah! I suggested Liz add you to the list - I will add you onto mine too! Thanks for the good wishes - hope you have a wonderful day!

    3. Old Horsetail Snake Says:

      Well of course YOU would be on the list. But I don’t know why I wasn’t on the list. I can cross-dress with the best of them….

    4. LAZY Blogger Says:

      Marti ~ Hoss up there has a point. As for me though… I’ll keep to the men’s clothing line for my own attire! As for the list… I guess I’ll have to go from A to Z, but… not tonight! ~ jb///

    5. Miss Cellania Says:

      Dangit, another great reading list to suck up my time as soon as school starts… I know you must be in good company. The author of this list must know a good writer when she sees one!

    6. toby Says:

      Wow! I counted 19 film references; I think.

      I reckon the list should also include Aussie Steph at muchadoaboutsumthin.blogspot.com and dj kirkby at wildhippiechild.blogspot.com

      ooh, and the Female Science Professor at science-professor.blogspot.com

      that’s all, ta ta!

    7. empress maruja Says:

      Neonica? hahaha…

      Hello Marti!

    8. Erica R Says:

      Happy Friday back atcha!

      Life is like a roller coaster - you never know when you’re gonna be upside down or puking.

      LOL. *I* think that’s pretty quotable!

      Congrats on making the A list (er, W list?) and thanks for posting so many great links.

      Erica

    9. threecollie Says:

      Hmmm, I think Northview might be written by a woman.

    10. groovyoldlady Says:

      Darlin’, I HAVE a tin roof. But it is so stinkin’ steep that flies fall off of it. I can’t imagine a cat up there…

    11. sudiegirl Says:

      ADD ME! Pick me, teacher! I’m ever so smart!

      (is self-nomination allowed?)

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