A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.”
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”
“Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.”
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”
“1955, ma’am.”
“Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!”
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to ‘relax’ him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955!”
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, “I hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”
Don’t ya love military time?
Posted by Marti @ 
Oh my gosh, this cracked me up! Sending it to my dad– who is a WWII vet!
July 11th, 2007 at 9:36 am
That’s one smart guy. Haha!
July 11th, 2007 at 10:01 am
Is this any relationship to the 12 o’clock girl, whats-er-name? You know, the one who got ate for being late? Maybe I am confusing the Big Bad Wolf and Cinderella and my favorite movie, Gone With the Wind and the Rain. I hope you figure this out.
July 11th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
OMG, the funny!
I’m laughing so hard my eyes are watering.
July 12th, 2007 at 1:33 am
okay… that one’s going to be told to my old military man and see if he gets it ha ha ha ha ha ha
July 12th, 2007 at 2:04 am
LOL LOL That is soo funny! I shared it with my friend Notso on our blog: http://notestonotso.blogspot.com/
I did give you full credit for being the funny one!
July 12th, 2007 at 8:04 am
Semper Fi! ~ jb///
July 12th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Yeah Marti that was funny
July 12th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
I love how your mind is perpetually in the gutter. That’s why we get along so well, ya know!
July 12th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Thanks you all for stopping by - glad I could make you laugh! Thanks for the link, TC!
Yes, I have a one-track mind…and it’s a dirt track!
:)
July 12th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Love it Marti…. the joke was funny too.
July 14th, 2007 at 2:48 am
Ha!
I’m gonna steal it too.
July 16th, 2007 at 12:32 pm