January - Took new scarf back to store…… it was much too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…… bottles won’t fit in typewriter!
March - Really got excited….. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. the box said “2-4 years”!
April - Trapped on escalator for hours….. power went out!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid…..8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing….. couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition….. learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm….. car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is “C”….. isn’t it?
October - I just Hate these M&M’s….. they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 ½ days….. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn’t call 911….. there’s no eleven button on the phone!!!
Wow…… What a year!!
Personal note of stupid humor:
I saw a headline on Yahoo this morning…
“Hundreds flock to see Saddam’s gravesite”
I misread “flock” as a more obscene word. Made me think, “Man, those people wiill do anything to see this guy dead!”
LOL
Wishing all of you a Happy New Year!!
Categories: Humor
Posted by Marti @ 
LMAO!! thanks for that and happy new year!!
December 31st, 2006 at 12:58 pm
This is pure evil… but very funny. Of course, I’m not a blonde.
Happy New Year, Marti. Hope it’s a great one.
December 31st, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Where is that grave Marti? I’d love to **** to see it.
December 31st, 2006 at 7:31 pm
LOL Peter!
Happy New Year to you!
December 31st, 2006 at 7:55 pm
I laughed and I’m blonde. Well, what hair I have left is blonde….I’m less and less blonde each year. Does that mean I’m getting smarter or just need to call that Hair Club president dude?
January 1st, 2007 at 11:18 am
Wait a minute: 1 hour per pound? You like your turkey crisp, I take it.
January 1st, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Too funny! Thanks for visiting my blog. Happy New Year to you, as well!
January 2nd, 2007 at 12:13 am
Happy New Year Marti
Good ones BTW
January 2nd, 2007 at 6:13 am
That got me laughing, as with every post of yours!
I personally like the blonde’s February anecdote. She should have flattened those plastic bottles with a rolling pin.
Happy New Year!
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Hey, not all dumbs are blone!
Happy New Year!!!
January 3rd, 2007 at 8:46 am
Umm… that’s blonde. And no, I’m not blonde.
January 3rd, 2007 at 8:47 am