

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. - Jimmy Buffett



Hi! I am a wife, mother, friend, humor columnist, online retailer, aspiring novelist, and pumpkin farmer... a woman who is trying to do ten things at once, but only succeeding at about half of them!

"Marti Lawrence’s book, Queen Klutz, is a laugh riot! It’s a great break from the ordinary trash we deal with all day, every day. This woman’s sense of humor gives me a lift on a daily basis. I know I can hop over to her blog and leave with a grin."
~Yvonne DiVita
Marti is a columnist who simply amazed me. This is some lady and she is more funny than most stand up comics! LOL! Oh yes, Buzzable and Buzzalicious!
~ BuzelleIn self-deprecating humor, Lawrence highlights mishaps in short chapters with titles such as “DMV - Or Diarrheal Mahatma Voodoo" and "The Two Thousand Dollar French Fry - E-Bay auction". Famous quotations nicely punctuate each chapter's ending. From her collection of newspaper essays, Lawrence will delight readers with hilarious prose. Read Queen Klutz and find your new best friend – one who reminds you life's adventures can be funny.
~ Jennifer at MyShelf.comThis book snared me and kept me reading until the very last page!
~ Writer’s BuzzThis is an enjoyable book--fast-paced, engaging, and full of intrigue!
River of Possibilities
Available Now!
Available in e-book and softcover
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You can find Marti at:
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My best friend is selling
these beautiful swimsuits.
She donates much of her profit
to animal rescue.
We would appreciate a visit.
Click on the picture to visit
the Squidoo lens
(which includes a hilarious
YouTube video.)
Thanks!
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I WON A PERFECT POST AWARD! THANK YOU, HOSS!
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Now, THERE are some really patient cats!
October 29th, 2006 at 11:49 pm
great photos, marti! good thing your kitty was good-natured and didn’t bawk at being made to wear those costumes. happy halloween! my ww’s up!
November 1st, 2006 at 3:45 am
Hee hee. Any one of my cats would’ve pulled that off as soon as it was put on their wee little head.
November 1st, 2006 at 2:09 pm