This is just creepy - LOL
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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife moved on up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars
and had a little romp.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But I’ll tell you… the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!”
Categories: Special Days, Jokes, Humor
Posted by Marti @ 
Too rich . . . I wonder whether he was any good.
Meanwhile, my husband I both find that Burger King guy really creepy no matter what commercial he’s in.
October 21st, 2006 at 6:30 am
The Burger King icon was creepy from the beginning. Why take a human character and make it so obviously plastic? And WHY would anyone want to be that for Halloween? Weird weird weird…
October 21st, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Haha! That’s funny.
The king has always kind of frightened me, so I guess it’s appropriate for Halloween!
:)
Leigh
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October 21st, 2006 at 1:22 pm
That joke is too damn funny! LMAO!
October 21st, 2006 at 1:35 pm
That Burger King character strikes me as insane. Guess it’s the too tight smile. Loved that joke.
October 22nd, 2006 at 12:03 am
Top Joke Marti!!
October 22nd, 2006 at 2:16 am
OMG! She had sex with the wrong guy but anyway it was an honest mistake since she thought the guy was her husband.
October 22nd, 2006 at 10:08 am
Reminds me of the “hippy-nun-bus driver” joke
October 22nd, 2006 at 11:47 am
I love the BK king, he cracks me up for some reason. I agree he’s a little creepy, but that’s why it’s so funny to me. I have a strange sense of humor.
October 23rd, 2006 at 1:42 pm
thats a great joke, i may have to steal, um, i mean borrow it! Oh- and the burger king guy freaks me out too.
October 23rd, 2006 at 7:08 pm
hahahhahaahhahaa …. too funny
Regards
Sameer
October 24th, 2006 at 6:37 am