Queen Klutz - The Misadventures of a Very Clumsy Woman
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Posted by Marti @ 4:58 am | 
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. - Jimmy Buffett
Hi! I am a wife, mother, friend, humor columnist, online retailer, aspiring novelist, and pumpkin farmer... a woman who is trying to do ten things at once, but only succeeding at about half of them!
"Marti Lawrence’s book, Queen Klutz, is a laugh riot! It’s a great break from the ordinary trash we deal with all day, every day. This woman’s sense of humor gives me a lift on a daily basis. I know I can hop over to her blog and leave with a grin."
~Yvonne DiVita
Marti is a columnist who simply amazed me. This is some lady and she is more funny than most stand up comics! LOL! Oh yes, Buzzable and Buzzalicious!
~ BuzelleIn self-deprecating humor, Lawrence highlights mishaps in short chapters with titles such as “DMV - Or Diarrheal Mahatma Voodoo" and "The Two Thousand Dollar French Fry - E-Bay auction". Famous quotations nicely punctuate each chapter's ending. From her collection of newspaper essays, Lawrence will delight readers with hilarious prose. Read Queen Klutz and find your new best friend – one who reminds you life's adventures can be funny.
~ Jennifer at MyShelf.com
This book snared me and kept me reading until the very last page!
~ Writer’s BuzzThis is an enjoyable book--fast-paced, engaging, and full of intrigue!
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She donates much of her profit
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We would appreciate a visit.
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hillarious drawing!!
thought i was the master of klutziness! LOL. My WW is also up.
August 9th, 2006 at 6:47 am
Interesting picture. Love the wording under it!
My WW is up. Have a wonderful Wednesday!
August 9th, 2006 at 7:10 am
I thought it was a real book until I read the comments!! It’s not????
August 9th, 2006 at 8:22 am
Yes, it’s a real book!
The cover art is just supposed to be amusing, to catch people’s attention.
The link takes you to Lulu Publishing, where it is for sale.
Thank you all for stopping by!
August 9th, 2006 at 8:41 am
Wow, someone wrote a book about my klutziness! I doon’t mind sharing the Queen title with you, though! Hope you are having a great summer!
August 9th, 2006 at 9:37 am
Great cover.
Looks like a good read.
Thanks for coming by my site.
Have a great rest of the day,
Frances
August 9th, 2006 at 11:02 am
Love the cover:-). Looks to be a good fun book.
Much success with it.
Happy WW
August 9th, 2006 at 11:09 am
How cute is that!!! Great WW! Thanks for sharing and thanks for stopping by today and offering your advice. I appreciate it very much!
August 9th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
Your book looks good! Hey, are you participating in the 2996 project (to be totally off the subject)? I wrote a post about it on my blog. They’ve been having trouble getting enough people to sign up, so if you’re interested, you should check it out.
August 9th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Thanks for a regular laugh when events sadden the heart.
Stu
August 10th, 2006 at 11:36 pm
Your book looks really good. It looks like this is your first time publishing through Lulu. I am wondering how you like it. Did you use cover art services and all that? I wrote a children’s book for which I have been trying to find a publisher for ages. I went to the Lulu site and thought that might be a good option. I am not an illustrator, so I would have to use illustration services, but that’s doable. I am not sure about doing the marketing myself though.
August 10th, 2006 at 11:45 pm
*looks at calendar* *rubs eyes* *looks at calendar* *checks date on computer*
But, but, but!!! It’s Friday now and I came here looking for a DIFFERENT witty Marti post!
BTW, I LOVE the bookcover!!!!
August 11th, 2006 at 11:00 am
Oh Amy! Thank you! Gawd, I got lost in the week…AGAIN
*snicker*
Thanks for the compliments to everyone who was kind enough to stop and say something. And for all of you who fled in terror when you saw I was selling something, you can come back. There’s a new post up that’s not hawking anything but giggles - LOL!
August 11th, 2006 at 5:12 pm