Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even…Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
Categories: Jokes
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ROTFLOL - OMG, that’s terrible! ;o)
June 20th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
This didn’t happen. (Did it?)
June 20th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Hehe. The ice cream truck. Ha!
June 20th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
Tooooooooooo funny.
I came in from the Wordless Wednesday blogroll and read your story. I love it!!
My Wordless Wednesday is posted.
June 21st, 2006 at 5:17 am
Haven’t heard that one in years — last time was Red Skelton, I think!
June 21st, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Now that I think about it, that is how I want to depart this world.
June 21st, 2006 at 6:22 pm
LMAO!
June 22nd, 2006 at 8:44 pm