BULLETIN:
Many men are buying “black market” Viagra pills from Mexican mail-order drug stores.
The U.S Food and Drug Administration announced that several of these pharmacies are mixing the Viagra with ground up Mexican Jumping Beans.
The results can be horrible….
Here is what you get when you combine Viagra with Mexican Jumping Beans:
Categories: Jokes
Posted by Marti @ 9:50 am | 
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. - Jimmy Buffett
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My best friend is selling
these beautiful swimsuits.
She donates much of her profit
to animal rescue.
We would appreciate a visit.
Click on the picture to visit
the Squidoo lens
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May 16th, 2006 at 10:14 am
I’m shocked. Mr. Bean should be more careful.
May 16th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Oh too funny…but now I’ll never be able to look at Mr Bean the same way!
May 16th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
I. Have. No. Words.
May 16th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
And the down-side is??????
May 17th, 2006 at 9:47 am
(Quick, Hoss, turn your head. Don’t look. Gack!)
May 17th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
I’ve seen this many times, but it doesn’t matter, I still have to giggle!
May 17th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
OK. thats a new way of saying hello a quick wave.lol
May 18th, 2006 at 1:07 am
My God, there’s a party in Mr. Bean’s skivvies…
Yikes!
~m
May 18th, 2006 at 4:21 am
OMG, my husband was standing over my shoulder reading when I came by to read Enter the Laughter. I think you shocked him! rofl
May 18th, 2006 at 5:39 am