Wanted to wish all you moms a joyous holiday.
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This is a hoot!
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Check out the new links in my sidebar! Got a couple of pages made about the about-to-publish books of mine, and a little farther down, some books that are mmm, mmm, good readin’ LOL
Feelin’ Crotch (ety)? Nothin’ makes you feel old like havin’ kids, so I thought I’d share these old jokes. I mean jokes about getting old - LOL
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Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, ‘”Mabel, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”
Mabel answered, “I have a suppository in my ear?” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.”
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THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Best wishes to EVERYONE for a glorious weekend!
Categories: Writing, Special Days, Jokes
Posted by Marti @ 
Skydiving grandma was a hoot, Marti. Nice find.
May 12th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
LOL! The next time I misplace my partial plate, now I know where to look first. Happy Mother’s Day!
May 12th, 2006 at 9:27 pm
Happy Mother’s Day to you, Marti. : )
May 13th, 2006 at 5:42 am
Hello Marti and Happy Mothers Day!
May 13th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Let us know when they are out. I definitely want the Klutz one:) Will you be on the end display at Borders?
Happy Mother’s Day
Chris
My Blog
May 14th, 2006 at 9:10 am
Hi Marti, Happy Mother’s Day to you!
May 14th, 2006 at 11:21 am
And a Happy Mother’s Day to you, too!
May 14th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Happy Mother’s Day!!!!
I’m in!!! I’m actually ALL moved in! Notice, I did not say UNPACKED, just MOVED IN. ;o)
May 14th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Happy mother’s day to you as well!! The grandmother skydiving was great btw…
May 14th, 2006 at 11:59 pm
Happy Mother’s Day, Marti. Like your new site. Funny posts.
May 15th, 2006 at 5:45 am
Thank you for your good wishes, and thank you for being who you are.
May 15th, 2006 at 8:25 am
OMG! LOL! Those were hilarious! Hope your Mother’s Day was wonderful! *hugs*
May 15th, 2006 at 8:28 am
Thanks Marti, skydiving granny was a real hoot.
May 16th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Hi ! Your blog is very lovely ! I´m french and I did a blog about my travel in Valencia, in Spain, you can visit it : www.valenciaestademoda.com
besos
May 19th, 2006 at 4:51 am