She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde…
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says “Sign here:” she wrote “Sagittarius.”
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “Concentrate.”
* She studied for a blood test.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said “TGIF,” which she thought stood for “This Goes In Front”.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
AND the most timely for these days:
* She sold the car for gas money.
Kudos to the brilliant and charming Deborah for telling me to turn off the “Rich Text Editor”
Many of the problems have cleared up (knock on wood LOL)
Categories: Jokes
Posted by Marti @ 
Hey, glad you got your problem fixed!
Good blonde jokes too. I am ALMOST that blond.
April 24th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
These are all dandy, Marti. Never saw ANY of them before. Thanks.
April 24th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
Those were a fun way to start this very busy Tuesday. Thank you Marti. You are THE ONE!
April 25th, 2006 at 7:16 am
Those were good! Thanks for the laughs!
April 25th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Very Blonde Marti.
April 25th, 2006 at 8:55 am
Hey, not all dumbs are blonde!
All this time it was the Rich Text Editor… love of money is the root of all evil
April 26th, 2006 at 10:37 am
Poor blondes. ;(
I must have married one of the “smart” ones…
~m
April 27th, 2006 at 3:18 am
Those were great! There some I actually hadn’t heard before. Thanks for the laughs.
April 27th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
Great post, Marti!
I needed a reason to smile.
April 28th, 2006 at 9:48 pm