
Categories: Special Days, Rants

Categories: Special Days, Rants
Posted by Marti @ 6:21 am | 
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. - Jimmy Buffett



Hi! I am a wife, mother, friend, humor columnist, online retailer, aspiring novelist, and pumpkin farmer... a woman who is trying to do ten things at once, but only succeeding at about half of them!

"Marti Lawrence’s book, Queen Klutz, is a laugh riot! It’s a great break from the ordinary trash we deal with all day, every day. This woman’s sense of humor gives me a lift on a daily basis. I know I can hop over to her blog and leave with a grin."
~Yvonne DiVita
Marti is a columnist who simply amazed me. This is some lady and she is more funny than most stand up comics! LOL! Oh yes, Buzzable and Buzzalicious!
~ BuzelleIn self-deprecating humor, Lawrence highlights mishaps in short chapters with titles such as “DMV - Or Diarrheal Mahatma Voodoo" and "The Two Thousand Dollar French Fry - E-Bay auction". Famous quotations nicely punctuate each chapter's ending. From her collection of newspaper essays, Lawrence will delight readers with hilarious prose. Read Queen Klutz and find your new best friend – one who reminds you life's adventures can be funny.
~ Jennifer at MyShelf.comThis book snared me and kept me reading until the very last page!
~ Writer’s BuzzThis is an enjoyable book--fast-paced, engaging, and full of intrigue!
River of Possibilities
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Available in e-book and softcover
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You can find Marti at:
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My best friend is selling
these beautiful swimsuits.
She donates much of her profit
to animal rescue.
We would appreciate a visit.
Click on the picture to visit
the Squidoo lens
(which includes a hilarious
YouTube video.)
Thanks!
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I WON A PERFECT POST AWARD! THANK YOU, HOSS!
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Marti - I just read the story. It was one of those headliner stories on Yahoo when I went to sign in this morning! How the hell did they think they were going to get away with THAT one?
Have a wonderful Easter if I don’t chat with ya before then. (been a yucky week for me too for various reasons. Can you say SH? I knew you could)
April 12th, 2006 at 10:05 am
That’s as bad as the Michael Jackson prank over at ZUG. Except, no celebrities..
I like celebrity pranks most.
April 12th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Hi! Just a quick trip over to say I’ve FINALLY updated my link AND how beautiful the new blog really does look. Happy holiday. I hope you’re enjoying you’re new hope and that it’s filled with fun and laughter
April 12th, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Hello Marti! Just dropping by to greet you advance happy easter!!!
April 12th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
I love those old Valentines and Easter cards. Happy Easter. Enjoy.
April 12th, 2006 at 10:36 pm