Because I am in Microsoft Word Hell, trying to format a document as a book, I give you a couple of funny pictures a friend sent me.

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Categories: Jokes
Because I am in Microsoft Word Hell, trying to format a document as a book, I give you a couple of funny pictures a friend sent me.

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Categories: Jokes
Posted by Marti @ 11:16 am | 
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. - Jimmy Buffett



Hi! I am a wife, mother, friend, humor columnist, online retailer, aspiring novelist, and pumpkin farmer... a woman who is trying to do ten things at once, but only succeeding at about half of them!

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My best friend is selling
these beautiful swimsuits.
She donates much of her profit
to animal rescue.
We would appreciate a visit.
Click on the picture to visit
the Squidoo lens
(which includes a hilarious
YouTube video.)
Thanks!
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I WON A PERFECT POST AWARD! THANK YOU, HOSS!
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Muahaha @ that first sign!
February 22nd, 2006 at 12:01 pm
LOL - Speedo! Too true! Too true!!!
February 22nd, 2006 at 1:58 pm
What we need is a cult that sacrifices nutria.
February 22nd, 2006 at 5:17 pm
Good stuff.
Great choices, too.
The KY jelly was pretty good, too.
Did you see that one?
~m
February 22nd, 2006 at 7:18 pm
LOL - good signs - they had some good ones over there - I especially like the town names list.
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:23 pm
LOL. Thanks for the giggle.
February 23rd, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Love the MaryKay sign. My friends and I swear it is a cult.
February 23rd, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Yeah, i even thought so myself about Mary Kay
February 24th, 2006 at 2:32 am
those are funny… I *own* a speedo, but no, never, never, never.
February 25th, 2006 at 4:03 am
funny pics! we miss you!
February 25th, 2006 at 11:14 am