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"Marti Lawrence’s book, Queen Klutz, is a laugh riot! This woman’s sense of humor gives me a lift on a daily basis. I know I can hop over to her blog and leave with a grin."
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Marti is a columnist who simply amazed me. This is some lady and she is funnier than most stand up comics!
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In self-deprecating humor, Lawrence highlights mishaps in short chapters with titles such as “DMV - Or Diarrheal Mahatma Voodoo" and "The Two Thousand Dollar French Fry - E-Bay auction". Famous quotations nicely punctuate each chapter's ending. From her collection of newspaper essays, Lawrence will delight readers with hilarious prose. Read Queen Klutz and find your new best friend – one who reminds you life's adventures can be funny.
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Heheheh! That pic is so good for Teh Blogfather’s purposes, it’s almost holy
I’ll be using it for your review right after I complete my next robbery
February 2nd, 2006 at 9:29 am
No longer does the groundhog care whether or not he saw his shadow, just don’t bother to ask him if he did, or he’ll just shoot your f*ing brains out.
February 2nd, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Hey, Marti. I just read your tips on backing up posts. Thanks! I am sorry to hear that your other blog just vanished, or locked up or whatever it did. That’s not cool.
February 2nd, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Like your pretty new place!! I’m off to change your link right now, Marti!
February 2nd, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Nice!
February 2nd, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Maybe we should starting training groundhogs for the army. I mean people will be like, “Hey look there’s a cute lil’ groundhog.” Then Blammo!
February 2nd, 2006 at 3:21 pm
ROFL, Marti! I checked your blog earlier today and this totally wasn’t here. I’ll plug you on my blog on my next post ’cause everyone needs a giggle like that!
Leigh
www.thespinningpen.blogspot.com
February 2nd, 2006 at 3:33 pm
LOL!!! That is too funny!
February 2nd, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Thanks for stopping by and posting on my blog. I loved the GROUNDHOG picture, I think he was with me in Vietnam! ~ jb///
February 2nd, 2006 at 7:11 pm
LOL - great pic!
…I love it!
February 2nd, 2006 at 9:49 pm
Coming to a theater near you …
LETHAL GROUNDHOG IV
With personal crises and age weighing in on him, Pawx Phil must contend with non-existent Blogger Support. Guest stars Danny DiVito as his sidekick. Rated KAV for Kick-Ass Violence.
February 2nd, 2006 at 11:03 pm
Awww, thank you ALL!
I have been typing my fingers down to nubs trying to notify everyone and change my directory listings!
I am so appreciative of my readers, I truly am, and I want to thank each of you for stopping by and taking the time to leave a comment!
Peace and joy to everyone!
February 3rd, 2006 at 4:43 am
Wow, that Groundhog came out packin’ heat. Nice pic. Probably to fend off those goofy guys wearing the stovepipe hats.
(Sorry about your old blog, by the way).
February 3rd, 2006 at 6:16 am
Happy Groundhog Day!!!
February 5th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
Funny picture…
February 5th, 2006 at 8:47 pm