- Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this B.S. before.
- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
- I went to a seafood disco rave last week…. and pulled a mussel.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? … A fsh
- Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”
- A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
- A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
- Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Categories: Jokes
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Marti, the new place looks great! I’m sorry your old blog went kaput.
February 1st, 2006 at 2:55 pm
The jokes (yup, I’ve heard ‘em) look good on the new template.
…Can’t help you on the self-publishing. There are a few on-line publishers where you can have even one copy published for a small reasonable fee….Not sure of name of any them, but probably will come up on google or other search engines.
…Good luck.
February 1st, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Thanks for the morning giggle, Marti! Those were very cute!
Kel
February 2nd, 2006 at 9:51 am
Thanks for the chuckles. Enjoying your blog very much
February 2nd, 2006 at 3:35 pm
By the way, I love the Antoine de Saint-Exupery quote in your sidebar. I made a copy and keep it on my monitor at work. Great choice!
February 2nd, 2006 at 11:08 pm