February 28, 2006

Mardi Gras Miracle

Happy Fat Tuesday!

I can’t believe it - I have experienced a miracle.

Once a week or so, I try the old blog, hoping against hope that I will be allowed access.

The impossible happened (clouds part, sunbeams burst through, angelic music rings out)

I GOT IN!

I have no idea how or why - LOL

I haven’t done anything except put up a notice, redirecting viewers to this blog, in case there was anyone left on the planet that I hadn’t harassed horribly about it - LOL

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I also dug through the old backup CD’s of dead hard drives (see why you should back up? LOL) and found this picture of a Mardi Gras celebrant, which is hilarious but strictly for adults only.

So…if you dare….

Mardi Gras Man

Categories: Special Days, Jokes

February 25, 2006

The Day the Blogger Died

Crescent Moon Sunrise
So bye, bye, Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry….

I’m feeling pensive, and the contemplative nature of that song seems to fit.

I took this photo, of the crescent moon high above the treetops, as the sun was just rising, casting a rosy glow across the skyscape, on January 24, the day my original blog died. It sat in the camera until Valentine’s day, when I snapped a few pictures of Daughter’s first rose from a boy. I unloaded it to the computer along with the flower photos, but was still in mourning/denial, and couldn’t bear to look at it until now.

I am reconciled to the death of the original blog, Digital Doorway now that another moon has passed, and decided it was time to renew myself as well.

I apologize for not posting much, or visiting my regulars readers of late, as I have been in the throes of writing, editing and forcing myself to learn new technologies so I may join the hallowed ranks of “published authors”. It is frustrating, time consuming and humbling.

I hear the clarion call of, “Come to the dark side”. No, I’m not turning evil LOL I am debating book covers. Which do you like better…dark background with light text, or light background with dark text?

I’ve faced so many style questions I am going batty. I had no headers, only page numbers at first, then spent hours learning how to insert a header in Word. My “header” needs an aspirin LOL

Do you, as a reader, prefer a chapter title that is centered or left justified? Do you think the chapter title should start halfway down the page, followed by a small amount of spaces (say two lines) then the text begins? Or chapter title higher (like a quarter of the way down the page), greater amount of space before text begins at say, center of page? Or chapter title top, lots of space, then text begins halfway down the page? I’ve tried all three and am damn near blind form staring at them in comparison - LOL

Do you wish I’d just tell jokes and knock it off with all this boring, self-indulgent nonsense?

I apologize (yet again - I am a serial apologist I fear LOL) for the lack of humor in this post. All this techno-nonsense has wrung all the funny out of me.

I hope all of you are doing well, and I send love and good wishes your way!

Categories: Writing, Blogging

February 22, 2006

Almost Wordless Wednesday

Because I am in Microsoft Word Hell, trying to format a document as a book, I give you a couple of funny pictures a friend sent me.

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Categories: Jokes

February 19, 2006

Sunday Sampler

I would like to thank Leigh over at The Spinning Pen for notifying me about the newest contest from the creators of NaNoWriMo (the contest to write an entire novel in one month).

They have a new one, to EDIT your novel in one month.

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It is the 100th Anniversary of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes - they have a nice website with a timeline and a “Share your memories” section.

I admit, I ate Kellogg’s cereals every morning throughout my entire childhood. . .hmmm, wonder if that has anything to do with my strange personality today? LOL

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Yet another friend has gotten the shaft from Blogger - Mac, over at Posthuman Blues is having issues. . .posting only to have it vanish into the ether shortly thereafter.

I’m seriously considering getting “enterthelaughter” as a domain and using Wordpress, since Yahoo webhosting has a super-easy installation now (I tested it with digitaldoorway, but I don’t want such a long URL if I move the blog again)

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Would I be smarter to stay here, since I just went through the hassle of notifying everyone of THIS new address, or go ahead and move to a more stable platform at my own domain?

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Also have a cute joke for you - Happy Sunday to everyone!

100 Year Old Twins

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local paper told a photographer to get over there and take some pictures of these 100-year-old twins.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.

The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

“He said, ‘WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA’! ” said the other.

“Now get a little closer together,” said the cameraman.

Again, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

“HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE.”

So they wiggled up close to each other.

“Just hold on for a bit longer, I’ve got to focus a little,” said the photographer.

Yet again - “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

“HE SAYS HE’S GONNA FOCUS!”

With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, “OH MY GOD! BOTH OF US?”

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Categories: Jokes, Rants

February 17, 2006

And the Winner is…

Thanks to all of you who submitted a joke or voted for your favorite in the Best Valentine Day Joke contest.

We have a winner! Hoss at Old Horsetail Snake was our winning jokester!
He will receive a one pound box of Russell Stover chocolates
Russell Stover Chocolates

for his
winning entry [#6]!

I will go over and notify him, and get his mailing address (hope he trusts me with it - LOL)

Again, I deeply appreciate all of you that visited, told a joke, or voted. It was a lot of fun!



Categories: Special Days, Television, Blogging

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