It was Halloween time and an athletic guy was invited to a costume party.
He goes to a costume specialty shop, and asks a young salesgirl; “I am going to be Adam, nude with only a fig leaf to cover down below. Can you help?”
The salesgirl shows him a fig leaf for the occasion. He winks at the girl and says, “Not big enough for what I have, ma’am!”
She brings out a bigger one. He keeps shaking his head negatively and says, “Well, not big enough for what God has given me. You understand?”
She brings out a huge fig leaf; the largest possible made for the purpose.
He throws his hands on the counter, and says, “Still not big enough. I have a reputation at stake here. You know what I mean?”
Impressed, the salesgirl says , “Then, Mr. Hercules, why don’t you just attach the leaf, throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?”
Categories: Jokes
Posted by Marti @ 
At $2.87 a gallon? It will take me a month to get together enough money for a sandwich…
October 17th, 2005 at 5:54 pm
I have no idea what oldhorsetailsnake meant, but i liked the joke.
Rock On,
the idiot
October 17th, 2005 at 7:08 pm
Good one! If he went as a gas pump, I have no doubt someone would try to “pay at the pump” and swipe their credit card through his ass.
October 18th, 2005 at 12:55 am
Bwaaahhahahahahaha!!
October 18th, 2005 at 1:07 pm
Laughing Out Loud here (a little confused, but still laughing LOL)
Good one rocky!
Thank you all for stopping by!
October 18th, 2005 at 3:28 pm
I like the holiday lay out. The site looks very nice.
The Lumpy
October 19th, 2005 at 7:04 am
Oh, that was good. Where was that guy when I was looking for, er, um, oh never mind.
October 19th, 2005 at 8:27 am
Hi Lumpy! Thanks for the compliment! Nice to see you!
Hello Theresa! LOL, I think I get your “jest” LOL
Thanks for stopping by!
October 19th, 2005 at 11:37 am