When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep.
Not screaming like all the passengers with her in her car.
LOL
Categories: Jokes
When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep.
Not screaming like all the passengers with her in her car.
LOL
Categories: Jokes
Posted by Marti @ 1:45 pm | 
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. - Jimmy Buffett



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My best friend is selling
these beautiful swimsuits.
She donates much of her profit
to animal rescue.
We would appreciate a visit.
Click on the picture to visit
the Squidoo lens
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I can’t tell if I should be laughing or crying!
I think I’m laughing though.
August 13th, 2005 at 3:39 pm
Me, too. Seriously, Marti. That was laugh out loud funny, but, are you okay?? Hugs from me either way!
August 13th, 2005 at 4:20 pm
LOL
It’s just a joke. It made me laugh, so I thought I’d share.
Things are not great here at them moment, but I always bounce back, thanks for the lovely wishes.
See ya around!
August 13th, 2005 at 10:27 pm
LOL! I loved that, Marti - MY kind of humor.
I’m fond of saying that I always seem to land on my feet but I’m not really ‘cat-like’.
Hang in there, sweetie - you where to find me if ya need me.
Kel
August 13th, 2005 at 11:25 pm
….that was supposed to be ‘you KNOW where to find me….’ - geeeezzzze, long day here.
Kel
August 13th, 2005 at 11:26 pm
A great laugh, thanks!
August 14th, 2005 at 7:38 am
Hi Kel! LOL! Don’t worry, I know what you meant!
Thanks Theresa!
Great to see y’all, take care!
August 14th, 2005 at 11:22 am
i have that bumper sticker on my car right now, except mine says “grandfather” instead. Love it.
-kristie
August 14th, 2005 at 8:58 pm