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The-doesn’t-understand-this-whole-space-time-continuum-thingy Marti
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"Marti Lawrence’s book, Queen Klutz, is a laugh riot! It’s a great break from the ordinary trash we deal with all day, every day. This woman’s sense of humor gives me a lift on a daily basis. I know I can hop over to her blog and leave with a grin."
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In self-deprecating humor, Lawrence highlights mishaps in short chapters with titles such as “DMV - Or Diarrheal Mahatma Voodoo" and "The Two Thousand Dollar French Fry - E-Bay auction". Famous quotations nicely punctuate each chapter's ending. From her collection of newspaper essays, Lawrence will delight readers with hilarious prose. Read Queen Klutz and find your new best friend – one who reminds you life's adventures can be funny.
~ Jennifer at MyShelf.comThis book snared me and kept me reading until the very last page!
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