I like the idea of being able to share my thoughts with y’all whoever, wherever, you may be.
Maybe make you smile, give you a little hope that if a woman who has been through the kind of shit I have been through, (hope that saying “shit” doesn’t get my ass kicked off of here - also hope saying “ass” doesn’t LOL) can still laugh, then maybe you can laugh at the absurdity of it all, as well.
The-new-to-blogging-but-not-to-life Marti
Categories: Writing
Posted by Marti @ 4:52 am | 
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. - Jimmy Buffett
Hi! I am a wife, mother, friend, humor columnist, online retailer, aspiring novelist, and pumpkin farmer... a woman who is trying to do ten things at once, but only succeeding at about half of them!
"Marti Lawrence’s book, Queen Klutz, is a laugh riot! It’s a great break from the ordinary trash we deal with all day, every day. This woman’s sense of humor gives me a lift on a daily basis. I know I can hop over to her blog and leave with a grin."
~Yvonne DiVita
Marti is a columnist who simply amazed me. This is some lady and she is more funny than most stand up comics! LOL! Oh yes, Buzzable and Buzzalicious!
~ BuzelleIn self-deprecating humor, Lawrence highlights mishaps in short chapters with titles such as “DMV - Or Diarrheal Mahatma Voodoo" and "The Two Thousand Dollar French Fry - E-Bay auction". Famous quotations nicely punctuate each chapter's ending. From her collection of newspaper essays, Lawrence will delight readers with hilarious prose. Read Queen Klutz and find your new best friend – one who reminds you life's adventures can be funny.
~ Jennifer at MyShelf.com
This book snared me and kept me reading until the very last page!
~ Writer’s BuzzThis is an enjoyable book--fast-paced, engaging, and full of intrigue!
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My best friend is selling
these beautiful swimsuits.
She donates much of her profit
to animal rescue.
We would appreciate a visit.
Click on the picture to visit
the Squidoo lens
(which includes a hilarious
YouTube video.)
Thanks!
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I WON A PERFECT POST AWARD! THANK YOU, HOSS!
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